Welcome to the show!

Look what I can do. I am the DJ TECH HAMSTER BABY! Oh by the way, check this out: Dick.

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today? If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway.

Don't do drugs...just don't. Or you'll end up like Rorschach:

Rorschach screaming Do it

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